Froop

The opposite of a shart, when you sit sown at the toilet and think you have to go poop, but you fart instead.

Jim: I have to go to the bathroom.
UHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHH FLLLLLLLLLLP
Tony: Hey did you just froop?
Jim: Yes

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Tampon

A Red Prius

Jim drives a tampon

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Navy Sealed

A three point shot by an NBA star such as Brian Scalabrine that is very far away and wins the game.

Comes from a long range snipe like the one shot to Osama Bin Laden head and to seal the game.

Announcer: Derrick Rose dribbles the ball, dishes it to Scalabrine, he shoots
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Announcer: It is in! Scalabrine just Navy Sealed it!

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