Cheryl’d

Get absolutely blind drunk and embarrassing yourself in front of family and friends.

Dude last night was crazy! Those rum and cokes got me so Cheryl’d I wet my bed!

Mexican Mudslide

When you’re out of toilet paper so to clean off your ass, you take a quick shower to wash off the residue.

Rent was due and I can’t afford toilet paper so I had to settle for Mexican mudslides after every deuce I dropped this week.