Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

Bum nugget

Large pieces of dried shit stuck to the pubic hair on your anus.

Dude, you need to go and get your ring piece jet washed, I can smell bum nuggets from here!