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Politically Retarded

Someone who only believes what their political party says and won’t believe anything else despite how common sense it might be.

Mary thinks that all men don’t have penises because some famous liberal told her so. When a biologist tried telling her what science says, she screamed. Mary is politically retarded.

by Kingsmith3 July 18, 2020

8👍 6👎


Working On Myself

What a female will say to you when she doesn’t want a relationship with you. The nice way to say she’s just not into you at all.

Sarah said she was working on myself when I asked her out on a date, but now she apparently is fucking around with John.

by Kingsmith3 July 15, 2020

8👍 5👎


Dry Texter

Someone who can’t hold a texting conversation to save their fucking life.

Kara made me want to deep fry my left hand because she kept replying with “lol”. She’s such a dry texter.

by Kingsmith3 July 15, 2020

69👍 5👎