Crotch Food

Bits of food that drop into your lap/crotch whilst your eating something.

S finishes sandwhich then looks down + exclaims:
"Hey C check it out crotch food!"
"Ah crotch food, its the best type!"

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Birdseye Boobage

When sitting in a high place looking down on girls + seeing right down their tops

Person 1 sitting on the window sil in the 6th Form Block watching girl walking up the steps below:

person 1: "Check out the boobage on that"
person 2: "Thats Birdseye Boobage for you"

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Fishface

The face u pull when your really tired or cant be arsed, basically u have an expressionless face, gormless even

Stace throws a freebie inflatable ball @ Matt in an airport departure lounge, the ball falls to the floor without response other than a fishface look @ Stace
"Omigod matt, fishface!"

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Audio Virus

A song or tune that someone starts to sing/hum then every1 else gets it stuck in their heads for the rest of that lesson/day

Several people in History lesson humming/singing the same tune but @ different stages:

Bill (not humming): "God damn Audio viruses, they spread so fast"
Stace (humming): "What?"
Bill: "ARGH!"

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