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STFU

STFU - Swim to france, ugly.

Often used when you want an ugly person to remove themselves from your view, subject to failure if used in france.

guy 1: STFU n00b
guy 2: but I can't swim.

by Kinky Pinky April 4, 2005

53πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


swing-dry

When you shake you head from side to side to dry your hair, similiar to a hairy dog's drying method.

Maria: Pete stop swing-drying! your geting me all wet!

by Kinky Pinky June 3, 2005

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


mwaub

A noise to make when you don't want to answer a question, to look mad enough to hopefully scare the questioner into either running away or forget the question.

Mother: Why is jimmy the frog inside the vacuum cleaner???
KP: ... Mwaub...

by Kinky Pinky June 1, 2005

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


iWank

The new vibrator from Apple, which can be used on men,women or haemafrodites. See also iPoo

guy1:Chris bought a mac and an ipod yesterday...
girl1: ew, he probably needs an iWank too...

by Kinky Pinky August 15, 2005

19πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


computer screen

^^^^^^^^
< this >
vvvvvvvv

often used for viewing porn and illegal hacking programs

...so computer screens arnt sledgehammer resistant

by Kinky Pinky February 7, 2005

20πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


oh my queer

x10 the power of oh my gay only to be used in extremely shocking situations

oh my queer you are emo!

by Kinky Pinky February 7, 2005

8πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


ipoo

New nappies from Apple, come in variety of colours.

guy1:EW, look at that disgusting apple baby taking a shit in it's iPoo.

by Kinky Pinky August 15, 2005

58πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž