noobios

A fat, sluggish child who considers school as home because of financial problems in their humble abode. They either live under a bridge and sleep on mat stuck together by semen, or just ask for cocaine or contraband for their birthday.

Zack is such a fat noobios, don't you think? His parents would rather spend their nonexistent money on a pirated IPhone 10 than even consider fixing their walls.

Crème de la pénis

'Cream of the penis' in English. Ladies like it. Who doesn't?

"Ooh la la! I shall order your...Crème de la pénis...?"
"Oh yes, monsieur! Bon choice!" The waiter says as he unzips his trousers, "I shall be back in un peu."

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