Yoips!

An immediate reaction to devastating, shocking, or embarrassing news.

Matt: "Remember Troy from our high school?"

Sam: "Yeah, sure."

Matt: "He's a woman, now."

Sam: "Yoips!"

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Facebook first rights

When a friend adds one of your friends, and you are the only mutual friend between them, everything that your friend does with the other friend must go through you.

Matt: "Erin wants to meet up Friday, is it alright if I hang with her?"

Sam: "No!"

Matt: "Why?"

Sam: "Facebook first rights!"

Matt: "Aw, fuck you!"

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