unicorn

A lesbian.
They are wanted by men but mainly unattainable.

"Jen is so hot...too bad she's a unicorn."

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nocorn

A nocorn is a unicorn without a horn, or a horse.
It is a hot girl who is rumoured to be a lesbian or bisexual, but is actually straight.

"Lilly is such a unicorn...she's always flirting with girls."
"No way, she just does that for attention. She's a nocorn."

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Pie

A sort of cake that is breaded and filled with anything from strawberrys, to rhubarb. Old ladies like to bake it and put it on their window sill where it gets stolen.

We all sat down to a nice slice of apple Pie.

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Homer

When you succeed something without trying.

Looks like I pulled a Homer.

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