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Daybreaker

When you lay a fart so nasty the sheer smell of it makes you regress back to your bed to start again fresh tomorrow.

"- I just farted... *sniffs* Oh wow that's it. I'm going back to bed, this shit is not worth it.
- He just laid a daybreaker, y'all."

by Kiranu Reeves September 16, 2017