Tagjascular blarbaglarb

The chilly sensation experienced upon touching a fly with your tongue.

Timothy experienced level 5 tagjascular blarbaglarb last night.

Shmarganphobia

The irrational fear that Gandalf will summon a small meteor the size of a pebble, which is going to hit you directly in the head at any given time.

"Gandalf Jr. has shmarganphobia"

Finger

The act of shining a large flashlight while also singing the H.I.V song by Ween in the bathroom.

"Finger for me, right now."

Mistake

You put your hand under the table, and tehre was gum.

"I mistake."

Tehre

'There', but better.

"I went over there."
"Well, I went over tehre!"
"OH MY GOD THAT'S INSANE"

Lahwe

A porn addiction born from the lust one feels towards geese.

"The man went to a therapist because he had lahwe."

Shmeegish

Rather tall, but smaller than a beegish.

"He was quite shmeegish."