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Very tall, taller than a shmeegish, and even taller than most shmargans.
"He was beegish."
You put your hand under the table, and tehre was gum.
"I mistake."
The chilly sensation experienced upon touching a fly with your tongue.
Timothy experienced level 5 tagjascular blarbaglarb last night.
A porn addiction born from the lust one feels towards geese.
"The man went to a therapist because he had lahwe."
The irrational fear that Gandalf will summon a small meteor the size of a pebble, which is going to hit you directly in the head at any given time.
"Gandalf Jr. has shmarganphobia"
The act of shining a large flashlight while also singing the H.I.V song by Ween in the bathroom.