The chilly sensation experienced upon touching a fly with your tongue.
Timothy experienced level 5 tagjascular blarbaglarb last night.
The irrational fear that Gandalf will summon a small meteor the size of a pebble, which is going to hit you directly in the head at any given time.
"Gandalf Jr. has shmarganphobia"
The act of shining a large flashlight while also singing the H.I.V song by Ween in the bathroom.
You put your hand under the table, and tehre was gum.
"I mistake."
'There', but better.
"I went over there."
"Well, I went over tehre!"
"OH MY GOD THAT'S INSANE"
A porn addiction born from the lust one feels towards geese.
"The man went to a therapist because he had lahwe."