Fracks

Also known as "Fracks(or Fraque)Disease" Is a mock disease founded by Samuel Jay Fraques that is used to describe symptoms such as the inability to speak words in a sentence in their right order, Switching the first letter of a word for another first letter of a word that comes later in a sentence, and replacing descripitve words with some variation of the word "frack."

Person one
"I'm going to car the park." or "Could you tick up your poys?" or "When life gives you lemons... Shove a fracking stapler in a VCR."
Person Two
"Oh man, you've got a bad case of the fracks"

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Denver Air

Denver Air

When someone is acting strange, showing odd behavior,that is unlike themself. Caused from the effects high altitude found in such cities as Denver, Colorado.

Person One
"Did you see Alex run on and off at every stop while we were on the train?!"

Person Two
"YEAH! Haha It's gotta be Denver Air"

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