hangover

That annoying period between inebriation. Can also be avoided by continuously consuming alcohol until dead.

I feel so hungover, pass me that bottle of Butterscotch Schnapps, will you?

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five-percenter

A person comprised of 5% Sloth DNA to complement their 95% Human counterpart. You are left with people perfect for the job of toll collector and security guard, to name a few

Dear God, Horatio! I do believe that is an extraterrestrial space craft!
Sorry, Sir, I'm a five percenter. The toll is 50 cents

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Blockage

A term, used mostly at St Aloysius College, Sydney, Australia, to describe the act of cramming as many people into a small space as possible. It's like a flash mob of psychotics

Smack him into the door, bitch. There's a blockage going down!

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cover

When you cup your testicles during masturbation in order to increase the intensity of the orgasm

It feels twice as good when I cover.

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