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In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.
Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"
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Any food/drink that has a combination of both grape and watermelon flavors.
Jones- I'm getting some blow pops. What flavor do you want?
Wallace- I don't know man. Just grab the Nigger Express.
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When you fist a loose bitch with a yeast infection.
Wallace- Dude, you took her home last night? She's a no-go with that YI.
Jones- Nah man. I was knuckle bumping the oatmeal all night.
Wallace- You're fucking sick.