I'm fine

What to say when you just want everyone to shut up after something sad or bad happened to you.

A: Are you ok? What's wrong?
B: I'm fine.
A: You sure?
B: I'm fine.

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Wanna hang?

(A) Typo for "Wanna bang?"

(B) The less likely possibility of actually wanting to spend time with you.

A: Wanna hang?
B: Certainly, I would love to hang out with you!
A: Oops. I meant bang.
B: Even better!

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knock on wood

Getting punched in the dick during an erection.

The definition of knock on wood is pretty straightforward.

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