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dukeicide

The act of making large groups into dukes. Normally done through ben franklin yelling something naughty at you.

My stars! ben franklin just commited dukeicide on us!

by Kirk September 30, 2006

17πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


trillion

Sorry, the above definition is a little off. Actually, make that 999 billion off. A trillion is ten to the TWELFTH power (1,000,000,000,000). Ten to the ninth power is one billion.

Please make that note.

by Kirk November 9, 2004

68πŸ‘ 251πŸ‘Ž


war crime

See Unit 731, Bataan, Rape of Nanjing, Hamburg, Dresden

The lesser known and crueler ones of which were perpetrated by Japan, the United States, and Great Britain in WWII.

by Kirk October 26, 2004

100πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Quajizzle

The solid form of jizz, also known as solidified sperm. Located in a sack near your quadriceps, but only occurs in males. If a female has these symptoms, consult a physician! Seriously, that bitch ain't right!

Someguy: Would you like some quajizzle for dinner honey?
Someguy2: No I just ate. Out. Someguy.
Someguy: Why don't you ask if Mr.Chiasson would like some?
Someguy2: Ok dad.

by Kirk May 29, 2003

3πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


jolly on

1. Used as a substitute for Rock On.

2. Used to say you are about to leave.

Ned: Yeah Dude, Jolly On!

Ted: This party sucks, I'm about to Jolly On

by Kirk August 5, 2004

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


dresden

On the night of February 13, 1945, planes of the RAF and US Army Air Force dropped several thousand tons of high explosive and incendiary bombs, the forerunner of napalm, onto the civilian refugee campsite, Allied POW hospital city, and peaceful artistic mecca of Dresden in southeastern Germany. The ensuing firestorm killed perhaps as many as 150,000 civilians, quite possibly more than the number of Japanese who died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined. This bombing created far less controversy than the nuking of Japan, however, since more "conventional" weapons were used.

Dresden's destruction was no less than a war crime. This act will forever blot the history of America and Britain.

by Kirk October 14, 2004

81πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


upper decker

the act of sneaking into a bathroom, quietly lifting the lid off of the toilet tank, taking a deuce in the tank and then replacing the lid. this causes the toilet water in the bowl to be polluted after each flush. this is usually done at a party or too someone that you despise.

heath snuck into the frat house bathroom and left an upper decker in the tank, much to the dismay of the alpha betas.

by Kirk May 27, 2005

96πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž