Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.

Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.

Chumpsby Jacquen

Chumpsby Jacquen, pronounced: Chumps be jockin'.

A coverall name and stereotype for the opposite of an internet troll, Karen or Ken.

Chumpsby Jacquen embraces and rewards fly by night, flighty trends via ARGUMENTUM AD POPULUM and relentlessly jocks hypersensationalized and hypersexualized mediocrity. A non confrontational SJW with the hopes of getting jockedm or some other form of reward or social pass, in return.

That broad has no skills, or anything of value or interest, other than a (used) warm slimy hole, yet Chumpsby Jacquen.

It is well known that cops are collectively corrupt, despite theoretical "good" only found in the ideology, but Chumpsby Jacquen, and lickin' the boot.

End User Syndrome

An ignorant & dissonant state of human existence, where the individual has little knowledge, experience or desire to learn about objective reality or the magnitude of weight the immutable laws of the universe have on everything in existence. Those individuals subject to EUS have their existence completely and unknowingly governed and programmed by socially contrived parameters of “reality”, which in turn render them helpless to navigate “life” in any other state than being an “end user” of products, methods, services created by those employing objective reality. (STEM)
A ubiquitous example is computer technology which has and rendered the world reliant on these devices. Accolades, status, credibility, and power are regularly given to those who simply “use” the devices to document self-jocking, mediocre and un-innovative behavior, which caters only to emotions aligned with the subjectively fabricated parameters of “reality”. This completely overshadows and discounts the tremendous amount of knowledge and understanding which goes into the ideation, creation and production of the devices. This example extends back to mining and refining the materials from the earth, or even further back to how the elements were initially formed. The same can be said about every consumer good in existence. The end user only knows how to Acquire and CONSUME. This is analogous to a monkey picking a banana from a tree and having no knowledge of its origin or subsequent fate once ingested.

End user syndrome ignorance most often times causes the subject to assign hokus-pokery causality to objective reality and natural phenomenon, such as "religion" and "supernatural occurrence".

Some ends users are even touted as “experts” yet are oblivious to anything outside the scope of their parameters of use.

End user syndrome has resulted in an pandemic unparalleled by any other preventable and controllable condition, objective or subjective, in documented history.

Hey Tony, the entire middle of the bell curve has End User Syndrome. It's certainly lonely at the right side of that curve.