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A hideous looking gargantuan monstrosity your crush secretly fucks or wants to fuck
When your crush is sprung: "it's my mate's girlfriend!"
Reality: No it's his viobetty
Pictures of you is guy code for: I have to break up with you now because I'm scared of my own unbridled jealousy and the attachment I have to you.
The cure is at least I have these pictures of you. This is the beginning of the end.
I'll play you our break up song, but we won't break up now... I'll drag it on till I crush your confidence
Noel doesn't have the time nor does he want to chase you. "I have no flock"