Glorange

An itch, normally on the back, that when scratched by a third party, moves around the body staying out of reach of the scratchor.

Scratch my back for me, I have a glorange. It's gloranging like mad!

faecal fog

The pungent aroma that fills a bathroom during and after defecating.

I'd give it five minutes if I were you, the FAECAL FOG needs to clear.