Silly Beggars

To mess somebody around.

Dubyah: So, are you disarming yet Saddam?
Saddam: Of course. Well actually... no. Well...we haven't got any weapons...just some sticks and shit....
Tony Blair: I think he's playing silly beggars, George. Let's nuke the fucker.

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Soap Dodger

Generally unclean or grubby person. One who avoids washing regularly. A person of questionable personal hygeine.

Festival Cop 1: See me when I twatted that soap dodger over the head?
Festival Cop 2: Yeah! I knobbled six of the scruffy fuckers today. Filthy fuckers...
Soap Dodger: That's harassment, maan. Babykiller!
Festival Cop 1: Right, you're fucking kneecapped.

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VK

Also a lame alcopop which is consumed by slappers and gay men, or men who have sexual issues that need addressing.

Clubber: Can I have a VK blue please?
Barman: What are you some kind of poof?
*SMASH*
Clubber: You messed up my hair you bitch!

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