BJ Horseman

When one shoves a sugarcube into a vagina and uses their tongue to lick it out.

Courtney: Yo guess what!
Shanna: What skank?
Courtney: Jordan gave me a great BJ Horseman

apple retart

A word used by someone in the bakery section of a shop to someone they are annoyed with.

Becka: Hey Linsey I like this nut cake even though I'm allergic to nuts do you think I should get it
Linsey: No! Becka you shouldn't get it you apple retart.