Kansas Cocktail

Libation created by drinking 1/3 a can of Coca-Cola and then refilling that 1/3 with your choice of bourbon and/or whiskey. A poor man's bourbon and coke.

To start off the night at the bonfire she grabbed a six pack of Coke Classic and I grabbed a fifth of Jim Beam...we mixed, mingled and then made ourselves 6 Kansas Cocktails...

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Church Biscuit

The paper-thin, paper-tasting wafer given to brainwashed Catholic disciples during Mass.

Priest: Body of Christ
Church-goer: Nah bro, church biscuit!!!
Priest: WTF?
Church-goer: Blah, this tastes like paper mache.

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