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The act of trapping someone in a circle of people who then push him/her around within the circle as violently as possible, sort of like a circle of death. Particularly brutal when the victim is drunk. Gets its name from the fact that the person in the middle of the circle often gets well and truly merked. Punching, kicking, scratching, headbutting and biting are often part and parcel of a merkle circle.
Mother: Oh my god Perry what happened to you? You've got a bloody nose and a patch of hair has been ripped off your crown!
Perry: I got merkle circled three times at school today. The third time, in the changing rooms, I was butt naked.
Performing a merkle circle on unsuspecting victims is a favourite hobby of many immature chavs.
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A variation of the common phrase "watch and learn", used when demonstrating an action so difficult and skillful that viewers would never be able to "learn" how to do it, simply "yearn" to one day be able to pull off such an act.
Jonathan Ross: Oit Russ, that Katy Perry bird is lookin' mightly fine tonight. If only I'd shacked up wiv someone that looked like that.....
Russel Brand: Watch and yearn, Jonathan, watch and yearn.....
I saw Chris Brown pullin' off some bangin' moves the other day at that MTV concert. I could but watch and yearn.
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The thought process involved with the act of masturbation when no material (pornography) is available for immediate use. Typically when a male fantasises about a work colleague, friend or celebrity while stroking his meat.
Requires a certain amount of imaginative power - a weak mind could lead to loss of erection, or failure to gain it in the first place.
Frank: Oi, Steph was lookin' bang tidy last night eh?
Dave: Ah yeah, I had a good hard pornder about her while I was home alone this mornin'. One of the best wanks I've had in a long while.
I often pornder about the MILF next-door.
When someone is so naive, gullible and easily manipulated that calling them a mug is just too much of an understatement. In a group of friends there is often a person who gets mugged off more than everyone else or manages to get the group into bad situations when it doesn't seem possible. They would be known as the topmug of the clique in question.
Stuart: Kerry told me his fantasy league password because he wanted me to make changes to his team while he was on holiday. I took that opportunity to fill his team with the worst players in the league.
Alex: He gave you his password!? What a topmug.......