When your in school and your ass gets hot and sweaty and your underwear stick too your ass; also known as swamp ass; especially bad if wearing silk boxers.
Travis, did you see how bad Bens Dirty School Ass was at lunch?
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A shit that makes your asshole it's bitch.
I had the worse aggressive shit last night.
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The act of puking on someone's chest and then wiping the vomit around with your scrotum.
Guy #1: That girl last night was so freaky, she made me do a Smegma Paintbrush.
Guy #2: What the fuck is that?
Guy #1: Well, I'm... I'm not proud.
When a zombie eats your eyeballs out and then fucks your eye sockets to death.
Oh Shit! Tom got Zombie Skull Fucked!
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Unwanted penetration from a sloth.
I'm dashing through the grass, I'm coming to rape your ass (Sloth, about to commit Sloth Rape)
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A middle aged uncle from Russia that attends every local sports event.
Guy #1: Dude your Creepy Russian Uncle was at my sisters field hockey game again.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.
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A shit that is so awful that it rips your anus and destroys any toilet that comes in range.
Dude that King Kong Shit clogged my whole neighborhoods septic systems and sent me to the hospital.