When your friend goes on an amazing adventure abroad that you'll only be able to experience vicariously, and keeps posting about it, but includes no pictures ):/
Meh!
...Stop being such a pic tease and include some photos of the Giant Emperor Penguins and the Southern Lights you punk ass!
The unsightly fat pouch-y area you grow just above your belt line.
Sadly- her Joey had exceeded all her previous expectations and fears.
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