Kathleen

An adult beverage consisting of one shot good Kentucky bourbon whiskey and six ounces Tab, served on the rocks with a slice of lemon and a maraschino cherry. Reputedly named for its creator, and favored by intellectuals, writers, grammarians, and teachers.

"Bartender, what would you recommend for a very thirsty English teacher who's looking for a good time yet wants to maintain her reputation and display her good taste?"

"May I suggest a Kathleen, miss? They're refreshing AND sophisticated."

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