Travis is short for Travesty. He's the kind of guy that thinks he's hot and ballin but spends most of his time violently jerking off in his basement
(Usually with a flesh light because he can't get any pussy.)
Believes women should surrender to him because he has blue eyes but can't even pay for $19 vallet parking. When he takes you on a date for some wine and you'd like another glass, expect him to say
" We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
Will also randomly try to get you to have anal sex with him because " he won't think any less of you"
Girl 1: â Hey are you still going out with that dude, Travis?"
Girl 2: â I wanted to.... until I realized he's just a travesty."
Girl 1: â Awwh, I'm so sorry to hear that."
Girl 2: â Don't be... he's probably having a lot more fun fucking his flesh light."
Girl 1 " LOL, that's a fucking Travesty."
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