Aussie

A derogatory term for the peoples of Australia, otherwise known as porcine dross.

Australians are flatulent, ugly, boorish and generally have the intellectual capacity of a slug. Universally loathed the world over, Aussies often delude themselves into believing they are a superior to other nations because they are world champions in minority sports such as women’s netball and toad racing

Widely ridiculed as utterly useless Aussies are in fact quite well suited to menial work such as pulling pints for Englishmen in London where they provide a valuable source of cheap labour.

The Aussies whineged incessantly as the Kiwis and Poms beat them again.

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