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Friend that's only your friend because you both smoke weed.
I think this is the start of a beautiful budship.
A motherfucking snow storm, a blizzard.
Today I coined the phrase snowrming
Head of your family's tech support.
After transferring my parents over to their new smart phones I realized I was the techtriarch of the family.
Handles on the bottom of doors that let you open the door with a foot.
Thornton's gas station is the first place I saw footles in use.
Educating a person on technology they are unfamiliar with.
"I had to techucate my mom on how find a car for sale in her area on Craigslist."
When a booty is so fine it flabbergast you.
That booty on her left me flabberASSted.