Popsicle

When it's so cold out that you get frostbite on your penis.

"Hey tom, last night I was masturbating outside and I got a popsicle."

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Boom stick

When you've had a jammed gun for weeks and it finally releases, tearing the insides of you're penis causing massive amounts bleeding. This typically leads to lots of hospital visits.

Hey tom, I'm in the hospital because I've had jammed gun for weeks, and my girlfriend finally gave me a boom stick last night.

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White ice

When your masturbating and it's so cold that your jizz freezes before it hits the ground.

"Hey tom, I was masturbating outside last night and it was so cold that I made some white ice

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Jammed Gun

When you have a kidney stone and can't ejaculate.

"Hey tom when was the last time you jacked off?"
"I haven't been able to for weeks I got a jammed gun"

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Armored train

When a man puts on 5 or more condoms, seeking extra protection

"Hey tom, last night I was about to fuck this really sketchy girl, so I turned my dick into a armored train"

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