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An ugly person (male or female).
Someone who is so ugly they are frightening.
"Have you seen Tommy's new bird? she's a real life fritner!"
"By eke luv, thee cud 'fritner' police orse"
("goodness gracious me madam, you could frighten a police horse")
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To fall over naked when you have an erection and land on your dick !
"I fell over this morning and did a fuckin' pole vault!"
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When a person has one eye higher than the other.
"When one 'eyezigher' than the other"
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An ugly person (male/female), a dog but worse! A dog who only gets fed on tripe.
A good for nothing person, A Tripe hound.
"Fuck off you little Tripe Hound!"
"I wouldn't like to wake up with your mam, she's a right Tripe Hound!"
"Who's ugly? You want to go and look in't mirror you fuckin' Tripe Hound"
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The result of last nights ale consumption, where the persons breath stinks of ale. Usually at work the next morning and hidden from the boss.
"Fuck me Bri i'd get that 'keg breath' sorted before the gaffer smells it !"
"This fuckin' van stink of your fuckin' keg breath!"
3π 2π
An old bird, A bird that's too old for for her feller/man.
(Gaynor - Graynor).
She doesn't have to be ugly to be a Graynor !
"Have you seen Bob's new bird ? She's a propper Graynor!"
"There goes Bob with their Graynor"
"Graynor."
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A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.
EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")
EXAMPLE 2
Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
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