swan margerine

An upscale form of duck butter, said to
contain fewer calories than than the
original smegma-based spread. Delightful on rye bread!

The ambassador dined on quail eggs and
imported crackers smeared heavily with
fragrant swan margerine.

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duck butter

A smegma spread used since the early 50's. A popular breakfast condiment
that, incidently, can be savored
most anytime. ALSO SEE: SWAN MARGERINE

"Never mind the grey poupon, pass me
that jar of duck butter!"

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