dumb cumster

A clever way of switching the beginings of the two words Cum Dumpster.

Meaning a stupid slut

"You're Mom's a Cum Dumpster!"

"Well, you're a Dumb Cumster"

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Poodle Snatch Chapstick

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.

John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"

plucked duck

As in a featherless duck, but A shaved pussy.

"I wonder if that supermodel has a hairy pussy, her bathing suite is poofing out a bit."

"No, she has a plucked duck"

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