Wank Chariot

This Phrase is a combination of the well renouned word "wank" which means to jerk, as in jerk off. An chariot as in a most prestigious form of transport/recreation, like a bed or public transport. With linking these two words you can come to the conclusion that wank chariot is a place where you can go an feel like a king an more powerfull whilst you enjoy a fine masturbation marathon.

"Sorry guys I can't come out for a drink to tonight, I am going to my wank chariot for a quick couple then going for an early nights sleep"

"there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"

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Cunto

Scotish slang term to discribe cunt or annoying person, but with a stronger sense of purpose.

"Here you cunto, did you fuck ma maw"

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