Buttlebop fondleberry

Buttlebop fondleberry is a fucking legend. He will not only help you to kiss your bellybutton, but he will also tickle your nostrils. What an absolute kingpin. God damn.

Person 1: aw man, I wish there someone who can tickle my nostrils and kiss my bellybutton.
Buttlebop fondleberry: Look behind you baby boy *smirks and wonks*