Ben

Much like the force to a Jedi, a Ben uses ketamine to channel his metaphysical and ubiquitous power to accomplish many things. Most of which involve procuring rare rollerblades, formulating supplements, and rendering unicorns soggy in their under carriage

A Ben is also not the kind of guy you bring home to meet your mom... because he’ll fuck your mom.

Person 1: Did you see Ben go into a K-hole at EDC?

Person 2: it only looks like that to the untrained eye