smell bomb

An imaginary bomb that is dropped from a feline's anus as he/she undergo the act of flatulence.
Its extreme aroma may be of enough strength to leave you unconscious for hours at a time.
DO NOT be mistaken, for a smell bomb is never to be taken lightly.

"My pesky feline just dropped a smell bomb in the family living room!"
"Farley, did you just drop a Hiroshima?"

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shtink

A wondrous, yet extremely harsh smell that comes from one's anus as they speak in french
Temporarily disables all movement as the body is paralyzed as one's smell engulfs his/her nostrils and takes over his/her brain

"Oh Bonjour, je viens de laisser tomber une shtink"
"Mon clitoris sent, mais le vôtre fait un shtink”

cunt

you, yes you! you're a cunt! go fucking do something with your life instead of being on urban dictionary

"you are a cunt, and that is a fact!"
"YOU ARE ALSO A GAY NIGAR"

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ballsack eater

One who munches or "eats" ballsacks.

"Jessie is a ballsack eater!"

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Goi Goi

A pseudonym for most all cats that smell like fish; especially halibut, trout, rock cod, and sardines
If the cat was castrated then it is a bonus as he/she will feel extremely self-conscious if you call him a Goi Goi

"Goi Goi! You so stinky! You so fwuffy!"
"Goiiiiiii Goi you're so smelly!"
"Farley, you smell like a goi goi!"

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