A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree
Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"
Laugh out loudddddddddddddddd
Police: yo bro today I literally saw small ass person in a car and I thought they were a kid so I pulled them over
Police friend: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL