Dirty Abigail

This one is a real doozy, a “Dirty Abigail” is when you’re having crazy good sex with a girl, but as soon as you nut and she goes to the bathroom to clean up, she comes back crying, talking about what a huge mistake she had made.

“Dude, she came over and I thought we were having good sex bro, you know? She comes back from the bathroom bawling and talking about how she felt bad because of this dude she really likes, blah blah blah. I don’t really give a shit dude. She’s a Dirty Abigail.”

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