Blohmin Onion

A middle aged smoked out Zilwaukeean fella. Frequently pukes doritos on his own arm. Named after an appetizer at a local restaurant, creatively in conjunction with his last name.

"Hey whats going on Tonite? I guess we could stop out and see what the Blohmin Onion is doing."

"I need it in the butt, I should call Onion."

"Bla bla blohmm! Bla bla Blohmin Onionnn!"

beebed

Being caught in the line of fire by someone either on a roid-rage or a self-indulged hormonal rampage. This may be in the form of verbal abuse, neglect, or sexual assault.

"Things were going so well with me and Beebs until I bought this dog - then he flipped out and wrote me off. I sure got Beebed"

"Ruff, Ruff, arf! Asshole!"

"So I went to gym class today and this short topheavy kid got all pissed off at me because I sat on his powerbar. I sure got Beebed."

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choggarded

The act of being scammed during the sale of a pinball machine. The seller either has no clue what the fuck they are talking about or knowingly sells you a machine that is either incomplete or suffers from major malfunctions not described in the sale.

Holy fuck dude, I bought this pin and he took out the boards. I was totally choggarded!

the knee

The knee is a pre-foreplay activity used by a man to stimulate a woman. During the usage of the knee, the mans knee is pressed against the female genitalia and either rotated or moved side-to-side. If performed correctly the knee can cause a woman to completely give herself up to the male. The knee is an artform which many attempt, but few master.

The knee was invented in the 1990s by an elite sexual group of american gingers. Some misconceptions about the knee is that a girl can get pregnant from the knee, and that the knee can transfer sexually transmitted diseases.

When using the knee the most common mistake is to use excessive force as well as slamming the knee into the vagina. While some vaginas are leathery and can handle excessive slamming action, most are tender and can be damaged permanently.

Girl 1: Ugh, I'm in such Pain.
Girl 2: Let me guess, Chad performed "the knee" on you again didn't he?
Girl 1: Yeah. :(

Girl 1: Wow I feel amazing today.
Girl 2: Why, did you get a good kneeing last night?
Girl 1: Hells yes!

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