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Abbreviation for Potential Victim.
Commonly used to refer to a girl/guy with whom you are considering courtship/elopement/copulation/mating/etc. Typically used by people who are less than attractive to begin with; therefore their person-of-desire is considered "prey".
"Spot any PV's (potential victims) tonight at that house party?"
"I'm going to walk around the club and look for some PV's. I'll report back to you with the results."
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A Noun to describe an individual that lies on their resume, rigs the system to get the job and gets offended when people call them out on incompetence.
Doing moves copied from the Big Comfy Couch, only Raygunn could pull that off at the Olympics.
How did this Raygunn even get hired? Basically expensive incompetence.
In the world of comic grading and collecting, 9.8 is the grade for a Near Mint / Mint condition comic book. The precise definition is "a nearly perfect collectible with negligible handling or manufacturing defects." The B in 9.8B is short for Blue, referring to the Universal Label. This label is given to collectibles that are simply the grade as marked, with no qualifiers or special considerations unlike it's cousin the 9.8SS.
"You hit that 9.8B bro? It's 9.8B or bust."
"In the world of comic collectables, you keep the 9.8B for your personal collection and the rest is recycled paper."
RAS is the abbreviation for "Resilience Against Sex".
A passive skill possessed by your girlfriend or spouse that procs (programmed random occurrence) at the most undesirable times. When RAS is triggered, synapses fire to their brain to prevent coitus at all costs. It is also, frustratingly, the most effective form of contraceptive being 99.99% effective, when used properly.
This skill synergies well with "I'm tired" which increases the proc chance from 0 to 100%. There are currently no known items to remove this debuff/curse.
Girl: Doctor I keep forgetting to take my BC pills on time and I'm too nervous about an IUD insertion, what are other contraceptive options?
Doctor: Child, let me teach you the passive skill called RAS.
Guy1: So, Valentine's day, you gonna smash her tonight?
Guy2: Bro, Valentine's day does not magically cure RAS.
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In the world of comic grading and collecting, 9.8 is the grade for a Near Mint / Mint condition comic book. The precise definition is "a nearly perfect collectible with negligible handling or manufacturing defects." The SS in 9.8SS is the abbreviation for Signature Series, referring to holy golden label featured on the comic book slab/plastic housing. Unlike it's cousin the 9.8B , this label is applied to collectibles that have been signed by someone of significance to the collectible. The item is signed under the direct observation of a CGC authorized witness, and are thus certified by CGC as having an authentic signature.
"There'll be 1,000 copies available but only 20 in the 9.8SS"
"You better think twice before cracking that perfect 9.8B in hopes for a 9.8SS"