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Knaked

Being without a knife on one's person when a knife is needed. A portmanteau of Knife and Naked.

I had gotten out of the shower and was dressing a wound, and needed to cut some tape. I found myself not only naked, but knaked without a knife; so I used a magnet to attach a knife to the underside of the table so I would not be knifelessly knaked in that location again.

by KnifeKnut October 16, 2024


Velvet Cheerio

The anus of a hairless Sphinx breed cat .

You know how when you touch smooth surfaces, you will sometimes leave behind a finger or hand print? It’s like that. But when they sit down, Sphinx Cats have no fur to prevent their Velvet Cheerio from leaving behind its own print

by KnifeKnut September 22, 2021