iceberged

When you presumed from your dates photos* that he/she was skinny... and he/she turned out to be very large...

*all of which were taken at the right angle to not really show his/her body.

Person 1: "How was your date bud?"
Person 2: "I don't want to talk about it."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "She iceberged me :("