Asshopper

A young male who finds strong interest in anal sex with females, and therefore likes to stick his reproductive rod in every anus he can get his hands on.

(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)

Pimp: Very nicely done, young asshopper!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!

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fucksock

A sock which one wears on his penis to prevent from making a mess when he's about to drain the dragon.

"I need a fucksock so that the teacher doesn't find out I blew a load while staring at her tits."

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