went south in a hurry

When something goes from good to bad incredibly fast. Usually said by a bystander.

Man: Dude, Larry was proposing to his girlfriend and he vomited on her legs. She said no!

Man 2: Oh my God, that went south in a hurry

BLF

Acronym for "Best Left Forgotten". Usually implies that something is better left in the past, never to be remembered again.

Jony: Hey, whatever happened to the AirPower mat Apple was planning?

Tim: They could never get it to work. So it ended up in Apple's BLF archives.

Jony: BLF?

Tim: Best Left Forgotten. Kinda like the Lisa and hockey puck mouse.

Old sport

A term of endearment used by gentlemen in the 20th century. Made famous for its use in F. Scott Fitzgerald’s novel The Great Gatsby

Jay: Having a good time, old sport?

Nick: Maybe another drink

Jay: Anything you want, old sport, it’s yours

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Horseplay

A sexual act that involves the use of a dildo or strap-on shaped like a horse cock. In some cases, participants may also wear creepy horse head masks.

Trixie: Whinny up and bend over. I'm in the mood for horseplay tonight

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soaps

Slang term for soap operas.

"Child, we gotta get home. Mammy needs to watch her soaps"

Man, I'm hungry as shit

A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.

Sam: So, how about last night at the club....

Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!

Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....

Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"

Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?

Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"

Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?

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Wawa run

When a group of friends decided to make a trip to the gas station Wawa. Famous for its hoagie subs and coffee drinks.

Casey: Damn, I'm hungry. What're we gonna eat?

Eddy: How about a Wawa run? It's Hoagiefest and all drinks are a dollar

Casey: Quit reading my mind.

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