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A medicine that makes you vomit. A âget out of work freeâ pass you can buy, as featured on Workaholics
Coworker: Dude, we got those quarterly reports tomorrow
Coworker 2: Relax bud. Take some Ipecac when you clock in. Itâs the biggest âget out of work freeâ pass you can buy
Coworker: *sips it* I donât know, I have a stomach of steel. *vomits*
An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.
Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.
Jon: That's what she said last night
A huge lie that no one will ever believe to be true
Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
The incorrect use of the metaphor âMake like a tree and leaveâ
Biff: Now why donât you make like a tree and get out of here?
Old Biff: *slaps Biff* Itâs âLeaveâ you idiot. âMake like a tree and leaveâ. You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
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A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.
*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*
Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?
*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*
Johnny: Oh, that's why.
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The feeling when your stomach is empty and you're hungry
Cade: What're we doing at Whataburger?
Hound: Tank's empty, bro. Need to refuel with a burger and spicy ketchup.
A high school initiation where seniors yank down a freshman's pants and shove a pickle up their anus and make them walk 10 feet. If the pickle falls out before they hit the 10 foot mark, they must take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.
Randall: Before he was the Mad Duckets guy, he was just Pickle Fucker. You see freshman year, the seniors would hunt us down and put us through what they called "initiations". They'd stuff us in the lockers or throw us in the girl's shower room naked. But Lance here got the worst of it. The seniors yanked down his pants and shoved a pickle up his ass and made him walk 10 feet. The pickle fell out before he hit the 10 foot mark. He had to take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.
Elias: Ewww.
Randall: Ya, but don't worry, he made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.
Lance: I bet you're the only one who still remembers that story, Graves.
Randall: Oh I bet you still remember it pretty vividly Pickle Fucker.