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Stop signs

A stop sign (stäp sīn) is a useless decorative red octagon that is placed to make the intersection appear less empty. A stop sign is useless as neither we cyclists or motorists really come to complete stops. Being a complete waste of brake pads and energy, these useless octagonal ornamentation serves little to no real purpose in life other than government-issued annoyance.

New driver: complete stop at the stop signs
me: there's no cars in this intersection, go right though it to get that Strava KOM.

by Knmagor March 30, 2024


ToHisGlory

ToHisGlory is the most awesome guy you'll ever meet. He is caring (unlike advystyles/guitarherostyles #advyout) and is very hansome. He also is a christian (all cool ppl are christian) and is charming. He is the most awesome person who drives a motorbike around town. He resides in Nunavut, Alert and loves nature.

Person A: Whos that kewl guy? hes so charming!!
Person B: ToHisGlory

by Knmagor November 18, 2022


Shimano Tourney

shitty bicycle components that are found on BSOs from walmart and on shitty Trek Emonda series.

Marjane: This shimano tourney shifting is broken
Atticus: heres what to do: throw that shitty BSO into the landfill.
Marjane: but its my $8,000 Trek Emonda SL7
Atticus: Sorry ma'm but for your fucking safety, I have to toss it into a landfill. This bicycle actually comes eqquipted with "24 speed" drivetrain so that Trek could mass market this exact model in Walmart, along with Huffy and Schwinn. Trek wants to make money for drug dealers, thats it.

by Knmagor May 17, 2023


Tokina8937

The only member from the Spam Obliteration and Prevention team who is not a pedophile and supports Ukraine.

Tokina8937 is the only dude in the FANDOM SOAP team who has zero child victums and dosnt praise putin.

by Knmagor July 12, 2022


Zach0922

A termonology used when someone drives a supersonic E-scooter on the wrong side of the road and gets killed by a incoming motorcycle and does a 360 flip to the hard concrete below and dies.

Wow! I can't believe that Rin Shibuya was killed in a Zach0922 epik 420 flipoff yesterday that got the entire road intersection shut down.

by Knmagor November 18, 2022


kidney damage

the bronze jade

Kidney damage has been seen in humans and animals after inhaling or ingesting uranium compounds. Ingesting water-soluble uranium compounds will result in kidney effects at lower doses than following exposure to insoluble uranium compounds. Inhaled insoluble uranium compounds can also damage the respiratory tract.

by Knmagor August 24, 2022


Japan

a barrend wasteland

lol @Japan is a wasteland

by Knmagor April 29, 2022