Boiling the lobster

A sexual innuendo. Also could be interpreted as sticking your “member” inside a woman’s…and letting it marinade

“Ya bro, I had a few too many and ended up boiling the lobster with her”

Slob on the knob

Slob on the knob is when you put too much lotion on your hands, and you cannot get it open.

"I had to slob on the knob in my sisters room this morning"

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