When a man masturbates and doesnât have a towel to clean up
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
No towel all good I will knock on wood
To be Stoned by a hot girl with red hair who was also in Zombieland, and Easy A
Dude, I was watching that Emma Stone movie last night, and I totally got stoned man.
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