901

An almost 911 worthy emergency, but not quite. Normally it is a type of emergency in a social situation.

Dude 1: 901! This girl is a psychotic freak, I need you to cover for me bro!

Dude 2: Sup man, I didn't think you needed a wing man so you can bang that chick...

Dude 1: No dude, seriously... This chick is fucking crazy in the head. I need you to come by and say we need to hit another joint or something, I just need "out" bro.

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